Hahahahahahaha. Ah sedar diri jugak eh kau.
(And it's Fasha Sandha lah. Fasha Sanda siape pulak. Asal tak pok Fasha Sandar sekali, boleh sandar kat tempat duduk yang kau suka sangat tu.)
As much as I greatly appreciate having someone who discusses and plans and gushes over wedding-related items with me, kadang kadang - in the words of my Malaysian friends - macam nak kasi satu mangkuk hayun lah kat ini mamat - especially bila dia dah start dia punya "Kita must make sure the colour is this kind of shade tau, this kind of colour shade mana boleh match dengan that colour shade, those colours tak kena, kalau tak nanti..." Ewah ewah ewah MELAWAN TAUKE NAMPAK.
And you know how sanggul lintang / flowers in the hair can be one of the most important aspects for a bakal pengantin perempuan??? Ah, korang pernah tak dengar bakal pengantin lelaki merungut pasal his tanjak??? Pengantin lelaki. Merungut. ABOUT HIS GODDAMN TANJAK???
"B! Versari Ade punya tanjak tak besar seh... I nak tanjak besar! Tanjak kecik tak cantik."
"Eh, kau. 1st time eh dengar pengantin sebok pasal tanjak. Yang kau sebok pasal tanjak tu apesal???"
"EH tanjak is one of the most important aspects ok!!! I care about my tanjak!"
"Suka hati kau lah nak."
"... and I nak keris besar lah bb. Kalau Versari Ade takde keris besar, I nak beli keris sendiri."
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"*clicks through Facebook pictures* Keciknya keris Versari Ade ni, B. Kalau I pergi perang macam zaman orang Melayu dulu dulu, musuh tengok keris I mesti dia cakap "Yek 'eleh dekni""
"......................"
"Keris kecik macam gini puas hati I pakai keris keychain seh bb"
EH DIAM LAH SIAK KERIS KEYCHAIN.
hahahahahahahaha i'm amused!
ReplyDeleteI hereby certify him a Groomzilla!
now, i can't wait for your wedding cos i wanna see how big his tanjak and keris would be. lol
ya lah certified groomzilla right this one! sooooo many things tau dia nak comment. mulut kalah mak nenek.
Deleteand hahahahaha pasal dapat ke tak tanjak and keris besar tu, will depend whether he meronyoks enough for VA to layan him haha!
Haha! My husband also the same! Very concern bout his tanjak and keris. I engaged lyanaz for my wedding. My husband tanya MUA ada keris panjang tak. Kecik2 tak nak. Haha. Siap nak pakai samurai. My sweet MUA bawak dua keris utk dia pilih on the nikah day. Suka eh! Lelaki bila da tunjukkan groomzilla dia, mmg mintak yakdush!
ReplyDeleteTanjak wise, mmg kene concern, best to have his own pak andam which we really glad that we ambil, sbb i pernah nampak org pakai tanjak terbalik. Da bukan jadi hang tuah, tapi hang kebun!
hahahahaha omg they all boleh bukak their own community lah, community groomzilla melayu, so boleh share share tips on keris and tanjak segala on forum jugak! haha!
Deletewish we can have a pak andam for him :/ but most likely he'll be on his own with his orang orang kuat sooo we'll make themn belajar how to pakaikan tanjak betul betul. wouldn't want to marry hang kebun.................
Haha! Ya during last fitting, mak andam usually will ask to bring bestmen kalau tak ada pak andam. To show macam mana pakai tanjak. Hehe. .
DeleteAndd talking about decor preferences, my husband yg decide on how our deco should be. Bunga apa yg dia nak, colour apa semua. Alas nikah yg mcm mana, kain songket ada tenunan mas ke tidak. Haha.
Cos we do a combined wedding, jadi bila deco tgh pasang, dia turun padang and panjat sekali buat scallop. . Dia tak suka yg dia nye scallop tak even and melendut, so utk puaskan hati, dia pasang jugak. Ok lorr, suka dia lorr. . Then, dia pasang table, letak bunga. Bawak turun my garment steamer and steam all the chair covers. *tak mampu nak pakai chiavari chairs* hehe. So fun bila tgk dia yg risau pasal the wedding.
Mmg, boleh buat community groomzilla! Buat thread baru utk dorang. Haha.
gaspp your groom has decor preferances?? haha its goood that he has an eye for details! :)
ReplyDeleteyes he does! i hope he doesn't get too fussy with the details though, pening akak nanti nak layan haha
DeleteHAHAHAHA! never met anyone as funny as your fiance.
ReplyDeletedon't think i've met anyone as funny as him either hehehehehe
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