angan angan pengantin berbadan kong

Yesterday night, while having dinner after watching Sex, Violence and Family Values:

Saliheen: B! You gi tengok! You gi tengok Michael Chang punya Six Pack Shortcuts nye video!!! Baik gila... You gi tengok, b...

Me: What lah.....

Saliheen: You gi tengok! Badan dia baik gila! I dah try dia nya Six Pack Shortcuts, gila babi lah sak. You gi tengok!!!

Me: Ok fine, ok fine, I tengok. *whips out iPad*

Saliheen: Baik kan B?! Baik kan B?! Fuuuhhhhhhh... kalau I try work out macam dia and badan I macam ni bila kita kahwin... time akad nikah I pakai singlet je, B.

KAU DIAM.

(By the way, can I just say that I was pretty surprised that one of the supporting sponsors for Sex, Violence, Family Values is RH Bridal & Studios? Haha! I don't find anything wrong with it, of course, but I just couldn't see the link between a Malay bridal company and a controversial local movie about sex, violence and family values. Turns out there was a close-up shot of a Malay bride and groom sitting on a traditional Malay dais in one of the scenes so I'm guessing that's where the link comes in. Heh. And while I'm at it, can I just mention that I quite like RH Bridal & Studios punya dais and decor works? Pretty nice ones in their albums + I saw their decor live last week. Very nice, akak approve! No photo, no talk? You can take a look at some of their stuff in their Instagram account here.)