hilarious instructions on how to take care of your baby

I was browsing through some other stuff online when I came across this series of hilarious instructions on how to take care of a baby.

Yes, yes, I know this is a wedding blog, not a mothercare blog but oh c’mon guys, this is just fer teh lolz. Plus, one of the reasons why some of you all nak kahwin pun because nak jadi mother kan?! So these instructions will come in useful lah hor!

(Source: Thumbpress)

I am LOL-ing so hard at ‘Fun games for baby‘,  ‘Exercising baby‘, ‘Massaging baby‘, ‘Drying baby‘ and ‘Bonding with baby‘!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One of the reasons why I always tell my mat that I don’t want to have children is because I don’t think I’ll be a good mother. I can imagine myself doing the wrong methods for ‘Putting baby to bed‘, ‘Washing baby‘, ‘Buckling up baby‘,  ‘Waking baby‘, ‘Bundling baby‘,  ‘Containing baby‘ and ‘Feeding baby‘ hahahahahahahahaha

I think I’ll print these out and put them up on the wall to remind myself everyday on how to take care of our baby once we have one of our own… which will be in ten thousand years’ time lah kan.

P.S. I’m kidding, sayang. You can have all the babies in world that you want once we’re married ok.

P.P.S I’m kidding about that too. Sorry.