just another entertaining day with saliheen the naughty child

Funniest conversation between my two younger sisters when I showed them the picture of the punching gloves on dulang: 

Fazlin: (in her trademark naive and innocent voice) "Abang Saliheen kasi Kakak boxing gloves aje? Dia tak kasi punching bag sekali eh? Adik memang nak seh beli punching bag." 

Farahin: "Ni kan Abang Saliheen kasi Kakak, bukan untuk adik."

Fazlin: "Ala bukan nya Kakak pakai pun kalau Abang Saliheen kasi."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha WHY DO I HAVE SUCH ADORABLE SISTERS. WHY.

[Updated as at 4pm:

Ok guys, looks like my mat punya plan to letak kettlebells on our dulangs is becoming reality HAHAHAHAHA]

kau ingat ni main main ke ape

Earlier today, I asked my mat what gift I should buy for him (something that I can put on his dulang for our engagement):

Me: Think about it first ok... Just let me know at least a week before our engagement.

Mat: I nak menan.

Ah kan. Ambik kau. NAK TUNANG/KAHWIN DENGAN BUDAK LAPAN TAHUN SANGAT KAN.

(For those unfamiliar with budak kecik talk, it's a cutesified version of mainan, meaning toys.)

hahahahahahahahahauhauhau

"Macam mana nak kahwin kalau tak pandai masak"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUHAUHAU

(My mat's favourite line is: "Ah tutututututu mamat tu" and he has been using it over and over and over again SINCE LAST NIGHT. Irritz! Mine happens to be "Makan nasi putih dengan sambal tempe memang sangat SEDAPPP" hahaha omg I cannot stop watching and rolling in laughter.)