Hahahahahahaha. Ah sedar diri jugak eh kau.
(And it's Fasha Sandha lah. Fasha Sanda siape pulak. Asal tak pok Fasha Sandar sekali, boleh sandar kat tempat duduk yang kau suka sangat tu.)
As much as I greatly appreciate having someone who discusses and plans and gushes over wedding-related items with me, kadang kadang - in the words of my Malaysian friends - macam nak kasi satu mangkuk hayun lah kat ini mamat - especially bila dia dah start dia punya "Kita must make sure the colour is this kind of shade tau, this kind of colour shade mana boleh match dengan that colour shade, those colours tak kena, kalau tak nanti..." Ewah ewah ewah MELAWAN TAUKE NAMPAK.
And you know how sanggul lintang / flowers in the hair can be one of the most important aspects for a bakal pengantin perempuan??? Ah, korang pernah tak dengar bakal pengantin lelaki merungut pasal his tanjak??? Pengantin lelaki. Merungut. ABOUT HIS GODDAMN TANJAK???
"B! Versari Ade punya tanjak tak besar seh... I nak tanjak besar! Tanjak kecik tak cantik."
"Eh, kau. 1st time eh dengar pengantin sebok pasal tanjak. Yang kau sebok pasal tanjak tu apesal???"
"EH tanjak is one of the most important aspects ok!!! I care about my tanjak!"
"Suka hati kau lah nak."
"... and I nak keris besar lah bb. Kalau Versari Ade takde keris besar, I nak beli keris sendiri."
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"*clicks through Facebook pictures* Keciknya keris Versari Ade ni, B. Kalau I pergi perang macam zaman orang Melayu dulu dulu, musuh tengok keris I mesti dia cakap "Yek 'eleh dekni""
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"Keris kecik macam gini puas hati I pakai keris keychain seh bb"
EH DIAM LAH SIAK KERIS KEYCHAIN.
